{"id":2569,"date":"2025-12-14T19:10:47","date_gmt":"2025-12-14T19:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/charlespauljones.com\/?p=2569"},"modified":"2025-12-15T02:15:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-15T02:15:07","slug":"a-few-flamingos-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/charlespauljones.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/14\/a-few-flamingos-short\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cA Few Flamingos Short\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or &#8220;How To Move To Oregon Without Really Trying&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/charlespauljones.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/A-Few-Flamingos-Short.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dear friend Hope Swann Is Out Of The Hospital!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>[Verse 1]<\/strong><br>Hope Swann came back from the brink again<br>Heart cracked open, stitched with thread<br>Triple bypass, hospital blues<br>Still outspits fate with a wicked aim, too<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White coats shaking their careful heads<br>She cracked a joke, said \u201cNot dead yet\u201d<br>IV pole like a dance-floor mic<br>Life of the party on borrowed time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>[Chorus]<\/strong><br>She\u2019s feral and free, don\u2019t fence her in<br>Kick-ass pooper scooper with a crooked grin<br>Collector of things the world forgot<br>A few flamingos short of a flamboyance lot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she\u2019s got heart \u2014 hell, extra parts<br>Steel-willed laughter and scavenger art<br>If survival\u2019s a sport, she\u2019s still in the lead<br>A few flamingos short\u2026 just what we need<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>[Verse 2]<\/strong><br>She finds lost keys and busted dreams<br>Bent nails, feathers, broken wings<br>Turns junkyard prayers into shrine-bound truth<br>Makes beauty outta what we refuse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spits with precision, don\u2019t stand too near<br>That aim\u2019s been sharpened over years<br>Humor like gravel, grace like rust<br>Trust her once \u2014 you always trust<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>[Chorus]<\/strong><br>She\u2019s feral and free, don\u2019t polish her shine<br>Heart-surgeon scars look damn near fine<br>She laughs at pain, flips death the bird<br>A few flamingos short of the normal herd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she\u2019s got grit where others stall<br>When the lights go out, she throws a ball<br>If living\u2019s an art, she bleeds it true<br>A few flamingos short \u2014 and gloriously so, too<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>[Bridge]<\/strong><br>They tried to slow her, tried to mend<br>But Hope don\u2019t end \u2014 she bends, then bends again<br>If the reaper knocks, he better bring wine<br>She\u2019ll steal his watch and waste his time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>[Verse 3]<\/strong><br>Open-heart scars like a roadmap home<br>Every line says \u201cStill my own\u201d<br>Sculptor of chaos, writer of mess<br>Finder of things we never confess<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If courage had a laugh-track sound<br>It\u2019d be hers, echoing round and round<br>Some folks fade quiet, some go soft<br>Hope goes louder \u2014 and flips you off<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>[Final Chorus]<\/strong><br>She\u2019s feral and free, hospital or bar<br>Still the brightest wrecking star<br>Artist, finder, party spark<br>Lighting up the wild and dark<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So here\u2019s to Hope and her patched-up heart<br>Still kicking ass, still making art<br>A few flamingos short of a flamboyance spree<br>But damn it all \u2014 that\u2019s the best kind of free<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>[Outro]<\/strong><br>Raise your glass, don\u2019t count the cost<br>To the things she\u2019s found and the ones she\u2019s lost<br>If you\u2019re looking for proof that life goes on<br>Just follow the feathers\u2026<br>Hope Swann<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Or &ldquo;How To Move To Oregon Without Really Trying&rdquo; 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